1) There should be a frequent peeing program pregnant women can sign up for to get points towards something like flying or foot massages. Holy hell.
2) I wish french fries were one of the foods I was having an aversion to. Instead they just taste more fantastic than ever before. Damn.
3) I've started feeling itty bitty movement sensations and it is the weirdest and coolest thing ever.
4) Naps are amazing. Even more amazing than when I was in nursing school.
5) I have to pee again.